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Everything you hear in my version is me -- two guitar tracks, two bass tracks, three vocal tracks, one percussion track, two violin tracks, ten total layers.

Download Will's cover of December (5.2 mb, mp3)

Hopefully I'll still like it after I get some rest and wake up tomorrow morning/afternoon.

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update: here's a version with clean, echo-less vocals.

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Here's what I posted on a website for consumer complaints. I'm adding my experience to a previous commenter's very similar experience:

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/carmax-c65956.html

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I absolutely agree with your complaint and share your disgust
and shock at CarMax's brazenly deceitful "appraisals." Almost
exactly the same thing just happened to me! Even the
next-door part!

I was the first and only owner of a 2005 Subaru WRX with
roughly 40k miles, and I never had any accidents in that car.
Except for minor door dings, it was in excellent shape, with
almost-new tires, plenty of brake-pad left, well-maintained
fluids, etc. Trade-in blue-book value for excellent condition
was $14,200, and private party value was $16,790. Blue-book
certified-pre-owned retail price was $19,480.

I first took it to CarMax of Plano, TX, where they said that
there was frame damage that clearly indicated an accident, so
they appraised the car at $10,000. Anticipating my shock
(understandably), the CarMax salesman said, "Now, I'm not
trying to scam you or anything, so let me get the mechanic to
show you what he showed me. Are you sure you've never been in
an accident?" I told him absolutely not. He asked me again,
more sternly, as if willing me to say, "uh, wait, sorry, I was
wrong, I must've forgotten or lied about a frame-bending
accident": "Let me ask you again -- have you ever been in an
accident?" Sheesh! I'm not a little kid who needs to be
taught not to fib. That's certainly no way to treat a
customer, let alone the irony of essentially accusing the
customer of lying to the salesman, who is himself a lying con
artist.

The CarMax mechanic pointed to a golf-ball sized dent/dimple
in the middle of the passenger-side sheet-metal rail that runs
the length of the underbody. It's clearly a dent from either
running over debris or possibly from when I tried jacking the
car up to change a flat. In any case, it's hardly a defect
significant enough to knock $4,000 off the value of the car.
The small dent in that side rail had no impact whatsoever on
the structural rigidity and/or crash-worthiness of the car
(IMO, obviously), and at any rate, it certainly wasn't
noticeable from the interior of the car.

So off I went to the Subaru dealership in Plano, which is
literally next door to CarMax on the same street, W. Plano
Parkway. You'd think that Subaru mechanics should know what
they're looking for in a Subaru, and whaddyaknow -- they
really liked the condition of my WRX. And so they appraised
it at (and I therefore sold it for) $14,000. That's a
whopping 40% more than CarMax's "appraisal," if you can call
it that.

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CarMax
Posted: 2008-05-13 by Harrison [send email]
It's a den of morons
Complaint Rating: 0 % with 0 votes
Company information:
CarMax
United States
www.carmax.com

We took my immaculate 2003 Ford F250 Diesel Crew Cab Pickup truck to get a "fair evaluation and a great price» for it. The pushy Asian kid talked our ears off with all of the "feel good" CarMax BS for a good 15 minutes before he finally took the keys and had his appraisal guy look it over. He drove it for 3 minutes, looked around it, and disappeared for 20 minutes.

Then Asian kid came back. (Keep in mind that this truck Blue Books for trade in value of $21, 000.00 low to $23, 000.00 high!) He held up the appraisal sheet showing $8, 000.00! We laughed and left. Took it across the street to Ken Grody Ford, where they bought it for $21, 500.00!

The cars we saw on the CarMax lot as we were looking around, cost more used that you can buy a new car for. Example, a Hyundai was 2 years old for $16, 788.00, Hyundai of Garden Grove has a new 2008 with all options for $15, 350.00! Avoid this place-rip off!

from New York Times Online

http://measureformeasure.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/15/teen-beat/

April 15, 2008, 9:27 pm
Teen Beat

By Suzanne Vega

When I was a teenager, I used to have a neat sort of formula for writing songs. It worked over and over, and I got about 60 songs out of it. Now it doesn’t work so well, and I am forced to write in all different ways. But what worked for so long was this:

I would start to write a song sometime late Saturday afternoon. Then, after dinner, when everyone in my family was doing other Saturday-night things, I would go into my room by myself and fool around with the guitar for several hours, usually managing to hammer out some kind of idea. In those days the chords came first, and they depended on what I was singing about. Then the melody, and lastly the lyrics.

Each chord told a piece of a story, and by putting the chords together in a certain way you had a musical narrative. Major chords = happy. Minor chords = sad. Sevenths were sort of sexy and bluesy. Augmented and diminished chords were spooky and spiritual, so I had a lot of those.

Most of the time I didn’t know the names of the chords or what kinds of chords they were; I learned that later when I worked with a band and producers. But in the beginning I worked from a book called ”Pop Songs of the Sixties” that had little pictures of the fretboard and showed where to put your fingers. (Actually, I have never learned to read music and still don’t to this day. I have always depended on the kindness of arrangers! Hahaha.)

So I would string together a few chords that worked with whatever the idea at hand was, or whatever the mood of the day was. And then repeat them. The chords made a safe home for the melody, a bed for the melody to lie down on, sort of. So you had to shape the melody to the chords in some cool way. The idea that a melody could be its own clear idea didn’t really occur to me until much later. Melodies have always been hard for me. What I love is rhythm.

A digression: Recently I was asked by the producer Hal Willner to sing “Cruella de Vil” at a fund-raiser. I was already going to sing “Stay Awake.” (This was a 20th-anniversary concert for the album “Stay Awake: Various Interpretations of Music from Vintage Disney Films.”) I jumped at the chance. I would much rather be Cruella de Vil than Mary Poppins. I showed up to rehearsal and the band began to play. I sang what I remembered of the song. It’s a pretty well known song, and you could probably hum some variation of it yourself if you wanted to.

“Actually, Miss Vega, according to this chart right here, the melody goes like this,” said the guitar player, playing it for me crisply. Part of me wanted to shout, “Who cares? You know what I meant!” But that was not the intention of Mel Leven, who wrote the lyrics and melody, that I just hurl forth some approximation of his notes because I couldn’t remember the beginning.

It occurs to me that a melody is as precise and inviolate as a skeleton. You can vary it a little, but not much, really, if you want it to be recognizable. And that particular melody is a wonderful mix of dangerous unresolved intervals and jazzy light hearted vaudeville. Ultimately, we all decided that if I spoke the beginning, that would work dramatically.

But back to the teenage formula. Usually I would get say 80 percent of it done on Saturday night. I would work until about 1:00 in the morning. Most of the time there was a piece eluding me that I would sleep on. Maybe it was a final lyrical detail. Maybe it was a chord in the bridge that had to go somewhere unexpected. What I found was that by sleeping on it, some dream logic would creep into the song and give it an extra sparkle.

Now it’s different. I don’t have the hours at home that follow one after the other. I can’t imagine working from 8:00 until 1:00 in the morning without some kind of interruption, and when I wake up on Sunday morning I am not running over to the guitar to see what the missing piece was. Usually I am thinking, “Where’s Ruby? What does she have to do today?” (Ruby is my daughter.) Or answering the phone or staring at my husband in his sleep.

What worked for the last album was getting out of the house. I was having so much trouble concentrating at home (”I need to clean the closets!”) that I hired an engineer (Britt Meyers) to come to my house to work with me for three hours a day, three times a week. Those first days were agony, and when I sang the opening lines of “Bound” to Britt for the first time, I felt as though something crazy and weird were coming out of my mouth, like snakes. Now it is a real song, and though I still sing it with heartfelt emotion, it feels finished. But any song in the beginning is raw and uncooked and wobbly.

Eventually Britt persuaded me to come down to his studio to work, and we got a lot done. In fact much of the last album was created there at Great City Productions. So this year, when I came off the road, I thought, “Great! Let’s get right back to work!” — and booked myself a bunch of studio time. Which now I have been steadfastly avoiding. I mean, I had jury duty and everything. But we have two days booked at the end of this week. So let’s see what comes slithering out.

It will be because I can no longer hear the soothing whispers of gold and orange autumn leaves dancing with the silhouettes of the wind and the trees;

Because I can no longer taste the sunny tingle of sweet pear juice laughing and soothing its way from the tip of my tongue down to the unsatisfied unknown;

Because I can no longer feel goose bumps forming --
Nor stir a worry with eyes dilated and neck-hairs abound --
In the presence of something awesome, fearsome, and mysterious:
A furious symphony of sight and sound;

If, in life, I cannot partake of those basic needs,
Such condition would be madness;

Gone mad, I would rather be.

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I cut-and-pasted a few pre-made background loops from GarageBand so that I didn't have to actually play any real instruments. Then, I recorded two separate vocal tracks. And there you have it. An exercise in the ridiculous.

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Lyrics:

Hustle and Go

Hey, Yo
Respect your Master, the real O.G.
You'd best decipher my rhymes,
if you want to hang with me,
You'd better burn my moves smack, damn, into the back of yo' eyes,
like a frequent flyer,
Out on the street.

Oh, y'all's about to see, the playa
Hustle and go,
Oh, yall's about to see me now,
Who-the-man, ya know?

Nobody but the PoPo gonna bring my spirits low,
And even if it comes to that, that's where you can save my soul
How's that, you might be asking?
Well, all you have to do is -- check it -- hear my lyrics, yo!

Ain't nobody ever gonna catch me,
I'm a playa -- hustle and go!
Ain't nobody gonna 'rass me,
I'm the shiznit with mistletoe!

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PLACE / ACTUAL FINISH TIME / TIME PENALTIES / OVERALL TIME / NAME / CLASS / SUB-CLASS / BOAT # / GENDER / AGE / STATE / BOAT MAKE/MOD / BOAT/TEAM NAME

35th (of 43) / 2:11 AM / MINUS 2 CP'S / 21:11 / WANG, WILLIAM / ADV / SOLO - MALE / 246 / M / 28 / TX / FUTURA II SURFSKI / DHL - "DOES HICCUP LOUDLY"

(*My official time will be several hours longer due to 1-hour penalties I racked up because I didn't bother to get my waterproof passport stamped at various checkpoints along the way. I wasn't sure I had enough energy to turn the kayak around, paddle against the current until I could safely pull up to the river bank, secure my kayak, get out and then back in again to get my passport stamped . . . or whatever else it would've required -- without tipping my kayak over and falling into the water. So I just kept paddling.)

Unofficial Results from the CR100 website (with my time, John's time, and Louis's time appearing by themselves immediately below; start time was 7am for Adventure Class Solo):

http://www.coloradoriver100.com/Entries%20_page.htm or
http://www.coloradoriver100.com/results_page.htm

12:11 AM 245 PHOU, JOHN M 26 TX ADV SOLO - MALE HURRICANE TRACER 165 PHOUBAR KAYAKER 0/0

12:12 AM 251 TAPIA, LUIS M 26 TX ADV SOLO - MALE OLD TOWN NANTUCKET TBA 0/0

2:11 AM 246 WANG, WILLIAM M 28 TX ADV SOLO - MALE FUTURA II SURFSKI DHL - "DOES HICCUP LOUDLY" 0/0

COMP CLASS SOLO

Finish Time / BOAT # / NAME / GENDER / AGE / STATE / CLASS / SUB-CLASS / BOAT MAKE/MOD / BOAT/TEAM NAME / PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS/FINISHES
7:52 PM 11 YONLEY, TOMMY M 28 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE HUKI S1-X UNLIMITED 3/3
7:55 PM 25 RASK, TIMOTHY M 28 TX COMP K1 - MALE KAYAK THE FASTER PASTOR 0/0
8:20 PM 13 HANSEN, WEST M 45 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE BAGNOIRE WEST 0/0
8:28 PM 22 KOELSCH, KIP M 41 FL COMP SOLO UNL - MALE HUKI S1-X WECEFAR 1/1
8:57 PM 31 RABURN, JERRY M 28 BEL COMP SOLO UNL TBA TBA 0/0
8:58 PM 18 STARTZ, KENNETH M 43 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE EAGLETT STARTZ 3/2
9:02 PM 24 ANGLIN, TIM M 41 TX COMP C1 - MALE J-203 124 2/1
9:10 PM 26 RASK, MICHAEL M 30 TX COMP K1 - MALE ORION K1 KARATE FIGHTING JUGGLER 0/0
9:13 PM 5 COX, PAUL M 37 GA COMP SOLO UNL - MALE RUAHINE FIREBOLT CHECK POINT ZERO GOLITE 0/0
9:17 PM 14 JOHNSON, SCOTT M 49 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE LANDICK ASLEEP AT THE KEEL 1/1
9:17 PM 19 MAGEE, ERIN F 44 TX COMP SOLO UNL - FEMALE SPENCER DSX JUST ONE WOMAN 3/3
9:20 PM 16 DUPONT, JOHN M 51 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE SPENCER EXSTREME LONE COWBOY 2/2
9:52 PM 12 WATERS, GOEFF M 39 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE SISSON ASTROLAB ATOLLMAN 1/1
9:53 PM 27 BINION, PETE M 58 TX COMP C1 - MALE C1 COTTONMOUTH RACING 3/2
9:54 PM 20 GORDON, MIKE M 45 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE SPENCER DSX SPLASH MAN 3/3
10:00 PM 7 WATSON, STEVE M 47 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE RAINMAKER KRYPTONITE 1/1
10:10 PM 23 DEGREY, HANNAH F 18 TX COMP K- 1 FEMALE K1 TBA 1/1
10:13 PM 29 BONNER, SCOTT M 33 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE WENONAH VOYAGER 6040 0/0
10:15 PM 9 MCHENRY, DIANE F 51 MO COMP SOLO UNL - FEMALE EXTRA FAST TOURER (WBS) TBA 0/0
10:19 PM 10 AZIZ, KARIM M 47 TX COMP C1 - MALE WENONAH TBA 0/0
11:03 PM 21 STINSON, MIKE M 46 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE SPENCER EAGLE HAW 2/2
11:25 PM 2 CURRY, TIM M 32 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE WENONAOH VOYAGER JOE KICKASS! 1/1
11:25 PM 17 STARTZ, LAURA F 41 TX COMP SOLO UNL - FEMALE TBA TBA 0/0
1:51 AM 15 TRAINUM, BRUCE M 41 TX COMP K - 1 MALE KAYAK PRO JET MAD MOOSE 1/1
DNF 3 HAMM, MATTHEW M 46 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE QCC 700 HAMMER TIME! 2/2
DNF 4 WILLIAMS, NATHAN M 27 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE CAPE ANN STORM ONE OCEAN SAWDUST 0/0
DNF 6 GOMEZ, LOUIS M 56 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE TBA POCO LOCO 1/1
DNF 8 BROWN, BARRY M 47 TX COMP C1 - MALE VAGABOND TBA 3/2
DNF 28 BALTZELL, JOHN M 43 TX COMP SOLO UNL - MALE VAMPIRE CEDAR PARK SWIMMING 3/1
DNF 30 DORAN, JIMMY M 42 TX COMP C1 - MALE C1 SNOT ROCKET 2/2

COMP CLASS TANDEM

Finish Time / BOAT # / NAME / GENDER / AGE / STATE / CLASS / SUB-CLASS / BOAT MAKE/MOD / BOAT/TEAM NAME / PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS/FINISHES
7:47 PM 122 STEPPE, RICHARD M 40 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA TBA 3/3
7:47 PM DAHL, JOHAN M ? TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA TBA 3/3
7:59 PM 116 RENDON, MIKE M 40 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE SPENCER PATRIOT SILLY RABBITS 3/3
7:59 PM GLOCK, JEFF M 28 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE SPENCER PATRIOT SILLY RABBITS 2/2
8:18 PM 117 MYNAR, FRED M 48 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED ICF C2 TBA 1/1
8:18 PM ORR, HOLLY F 24 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED ICF C2 TBA 3/3
8:30 PM 118 RASK, STEPHEN M 21 TX COMP K2 - MALE ICF K2 PINK PUFFY CONFECTION OF LOLLIPOPS 0/0
8:30 PM FEASTER, MAX M 15 TX COMP K2 - MALE ICF K2 PINK PUFFY CONFECTION OF LOLLIPOPS 0/0
9:01 PM 103 RASK, PETER M 18 TX COMP C2 - MALE CROZIER PRO BOAT ROSCO 1/1
9:01 PM ZEEK, JOHNATHON M 18 TX COMP C2 - MALE CROZIER PRO BOAT ROSCO 1/1
9:12 PM 114 BERG, DOUG M 64 MN COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH V1 BEST OF THE MEDIOCRE 2/2
9:12 PM DAHL, DAVE M 58 MN COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH V1 BEST OF THE MEDIOCRE 2/2
9:24 PM 108 HARLAN, KENT M 48 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE SPENCER C3 KEEP ON KEEPIN ON 1/1
9:24 PM LOCKE, JASON M 34 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE SPENCER C3 KEEP ON KEEPIN ON 1/1
9:39 PM 115 MCFERREN, STEPHANIE F 25 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE CRUISER TBA 1/1
9:39 PM NORMAN, JAMIE F 16 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE CRUISER TBA 1/1
9:41 PM 121 WUESTE, JEFF M 47 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA MIAKA-WUESTE 1/1
9:41 PM MAIKA, JOHN M 51 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA MIAKA-WUESTE 0/0
9:43 PM 102 MEYER, PHIL M 41 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA TBA 1/1
9:43 PM DEVINEY, LEE M 45 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE TBA TBA 0/0
9:55 PM 110 SIMMONS, MIKE M 48 TX COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH JUST SAY MOE 0/0
9:55 PM SIMMONS, MARK M 44 TX COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH JUST SAY MOE 0/0
9:59 PM 104 ZEEK, DON M 52 TX COMP C2 - MALE USCA C2 TBA 0/0
9:59 PM ZEEK, DANIEL M 14 TX COMP C2 - MALE USCA C2 TBA 0/0
10:00 PM 101 STAUSS, GINSIE F 48 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - FEM TBA GATOR GIRLS 1/1
10:00 PM TIPTON, MARY F 46 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - FEM TBA GATOR GIRLS 0/0
10:03 PM 107 KOCHER, WAYNE M 70 CA COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED OC-2 WAYNE & ANN 1/1
10:03 PM KOCHER, ANN F 66 CA COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED OC-2 WAYNE & ANN 1/1
10:26 PM 113 KOHUT, GARY M 51 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED TBA WATERBUGS 2/2
10:26 PM KOHUT, MORGAN F 22 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MIXED TBA WATERBUGS 1/1
10:54 PM 119 KITTLE, ABIGAIL F 22 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE C2 BLUE - EYED MONSTER 1/1
10:54 PM THOMPSON, RACHEL F 20 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE C2 BLUE - EYED MONSTER 1/1
10:55 PM 112 RASK, ABIGAIL F 22 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE CRUISER TURTLE HUNTING 1/1
10:55 PM DEGRAY, RUTH F 17 TX COMP C2 - FEMALE CRUISER TURTLE HUNTING 0/0
11:21 PM 106 WILKES, PAUL M 35 TX COMP C2 - MALE ALUMACRAFT REBAR 1/1
11:21 PM VOIERS, MICAH M 37 TX COMP C2 - MALE ALUMACRAFT REBAR 1/1
12:32 AM 109 WARD, JAMES M 45 TX COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH C2 DO WORK 1/1
12:32 AM BROWN, ANDY M 21 TX COMP C2 - MALE WENONAH C2 DO WORK 0/0
3:42 AM 111 BRENNEN, DAN M 37 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE BUGGE TANDEM TEAM HARD HEAD 0/0
3:42 AM HATSWELL, GARY M 34 TX COMP TANDEM UNL - MALE BUGGE TANDEM TEAM HARD HEAD 0/0
DNS 1 105 WALKER, SANDIE F 44 TX COMP C2 - MIXED ALUMINUM BAD LATITUDE 0/0
DNS 1 WALKER, DAVID M 33 TX COMP C2 - MIXED ALUMINUM BAD LATITUDE 0/0
DNS 2 120 GUERERRO, ROLAND M 46 TX COMP C2 - MIXED ALUMACRAFT FARTONAH - 2 1/1
DNS 2 GUERERRO, KENZI F 23 TX COMP C2 - MIXED ALUMACRAFT FARTONAH - 2 0/0

ADV CLASS SOLO

Finish Time / BOAT # / NAME / GENDER / AGE / STATE / CLASS / SUB-CLASS / BOAT MAKE/MOD / BOAT/TEAM NAME / PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS/FINISHES
7:26 PM 201 SNYDER, BOBBY M 39 TX ADV SOLO - MALE RAINMAKER KAYAK POWER.COM 3/3
8:44 PM 211 THOMAS, BILL M 52 TX ADV SOLO - MALE EPIC 18 MR BILL 0/0
8:57 PM 222 NELSON, ROGER M 52 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SOLO UNL GOLDEN ARROW 2/2
9:09 PM 225 JOHNSON, GEORGE M 42 TX ADV SOLO - MALE PAX 18 TBA 1/1
9:26 PM 223 LEEF, ROB M 33 TX ADV SOLO - MALE 19 FT STRIP BUILT SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY 3/3
9:28 PM 231 TURNER, KEVIN M 30 TX ADV SOLO - MALE COBRA EXPEDITION TBA 2/2
9:43 PM 227 PENNING, PAUL M 51 TX ADV SOLO - MALE KAYAK KAYAK 2/2
10:21 PM 205 LOGAN, STEPHEN F M 42 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SPENCER/STOCKWELL RED DAWG II 2/2
10:28 PM 204 REITZER SMTH, ANN F 52 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE PRIJON KODIAK TBA 2/1
10:30 PM 203 REITZER SMTH, WILLIAM M 47 TX ADV SOLO - MALE QCC 700 TEAM WITHOUT A WITTY NAME 3/1
10:50 PM 219 GLOWKA, DONALD M 46 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WOODEN CHESAPEAKE LIGHT YOWZA 0/0
10:54 PM 235 GOERING, BRANDON M 32 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WILDERNESS SYS 145 KEELED OVER 0/0
10:54 PM 248 MIKULIN, MARK M 25 TX ADV SOLO - MALE KAYAK LEGOWOOKIE 0/0
11:19 PM 255 ERSKINE, JOHN M 37 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SOLO TRAVESTY 0/0
11:27 PM 214 KENNEDY, GERALD M 60 TX ADV SOLO - MALE TBA TBA 2/1
11:44 PM 218 MIDDLETON, JASON M 28 TX ADV SOLO - MALE PRIJON TBA 0/0
11:48 AM 228 POSTELL, SUSAN F 37 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE PERCEPTION CAROLINA WHERE'S THE BEACH 2/1
11:56 PM 252 KOONZ, JOHN M 44 TX ADV SOLO -MALE FEATHERCRAFT K1 ASTERIX THE CELT 2/2
12:11 AM 245 PHOU, JOHN M 26 TX ADV SOLO - MALE HURRICANE TRACER 165 PHOUBAR KAYAKER 0/0
12:12 AM 251 TAPIA, LUIS M 26 TX ADV SOLO - MALE OLD TOWN NANTUCKET TBA 0/0
12:14 AM 206 POOL, DANIEL M 27 TX ADV SOLO - MALE PERCEPTION CAROLINE 13.5 DESPITE DIGNITY 0/0
12:14 AM 224 BRALY, DANIEL M 49 TX ADV SOLO - MALE CLC PAX 20 AR ZOMBIE 3/3
12:50 AM 237 JOHNSON, LELA F 33 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE KAYAK MOLASSES 0/0
12:52 AM 247 STARZ, LOUIS M 66 TX ADV SOLO - MALE HOME BUILT THE OLD MAN 2/2
1:09 AM 202 COLE, NORM M 54 TX ADV SOLO - MALE PLASTIC DEER POOL RANCH 0/0
1:12 AM 213 DOUGLAS, LIAM M 51 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WILD SYS TSUNAMI 145 DIRTY DEEDS 0/0
1:32 AM 239 GRONA, BRYAN KEITH M 44 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WILDERNESS SYS FREEDOM DRIFTER 2/1
1:35 AM 221 ROLLEN, ROBERT M 54 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WENONAH ADVANTAGE TEAM R 2/2
1:50 AM 229 DOUGHERTY, SUSAN F 46 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE TBA TBA 0/0
2:11 AM 246 WANG, WILLIAM M 28 TX ADV SOLO - MALE FUTURA II SURFSKI DHL - "DOES HICCUP LOUDLY" 0/0
2:16 AM 207 FREEMAN, MARVIN L M 54 TX ADV SOLO - MALE WILD SYS TARPON 140 WATERLOGGED 1/1
2:18 AM 208 FREEMAN, LYNN F 56 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE COBRA ELIMINATOR WATERLOGGED 0/0
2:26 AM 253 BURSMITH, STEVE M 38 TX ADV SOLO - MALE RIOT KAYAK BACK 4 MORE 1/1
2:27 AM 254 HUGHES, SHAWN M 35 TX ADV SOLO - MALE RIOT KAYAK BACK FOR MORE TOO! 1/1
2:32 AM 234 MOORE, JOHN M 31 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SIT ON TOP ONE MORE TIME… 3/3
2:47 AM 236 MARTISEK, DAVID M 30 TX ADV SOLO - MALE HOBIE MAUI SOT TEAM MARTISEK 1/1
3:33 AM 232 KRAMER, JASON M 32 TX ADV SOLO - MALE TBA WATERLOGGED 1/1
3:56 AM 217 BODINGER, MICHAEL M 36 TX ADV SOLO - MALE TBA FLYING WASP 0/0
4:14 AM 240 HODDE, RUSSELL M 23 TX ADV SOLO - MALE KAYAK URANUS-1 0/0
4:14 AM 242 CULVERHOUSE, JASON M 33 TX ADV SOLO - MALE KAYAK DNF 2006 1/O
4:36 AM 243 MECREDY, HENRY M 60 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SPENCER-LANDICK MUMFORD'S FERRY 3/O
5:38 AM 250 DANIEL, MATTHEWS M 32 TX ADV SOLO - MALE PERCEPTION VIZCAYA SLOW MOTION 1/1
5:39 AM 249 SHETTI, VISHWANAND M 26 TX ADV SOLO - MALE LIQUID LOGIC SLOW MOTION 0/0
DNF 210 TAYLOR, TIM M 57 TX ADV SOLO - MALE 07 S&G KIT - NIGHT HERON NECHES EXPRESS 0/0
DNF 226 ODEM, MELISSA F 34 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE TBA BLISTER 0/0
DNF 233 GOOD, MIKE M 50 TX ADV SOLO - MALE TBA WATERLOGGED 0/0
DNF 238 HOGUE, DAVID M 36 TX ADV SOLO - MALE BIG RED BARGE SABAN'S THE ANSWER 1/1
DNF 241 HODDE, RICHARD M 46 TX ADV SOLO - MALE KAYAK FORD (FAT OLD RED NECK DUDE) 0/0
DNS 209 WEBBER, JASON M 36 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SOLO KAYAK NECHES PADDLER 0/0
DNS 212 PANKHURST, RICHARD J M 41 TX ADV SOLO - MALE JET USCA TOURING SOUTHERN CROSS 0/0
DNS 215 BRINKLEY, TODD M 40 TX ADV SOLO - MALE TBA DUKE PADDLE 0/0
DNS 216 TYNDALL, GREGORY M 32 TX ADV SOLO - MALE SIT ON TOP TICKETHEAD.COM 1/1
DNS 230 ZEMER, KIM F 39 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE TBA TBA 0/0
DNS 244 SOUTHWELL, PAM F 47 TX ADV SOLO - FEMALE TBA SYD'S G UNIT 0/0

ADV CLASS TANDEM

Finish Time / BOAT # / NAME / GENDER / AGE / STATE / CLASS / SUB-CLASS / BOAT MAKE/MOD / BOAT/TEAM NAME / PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS/FINISHES
7:32 PM 317 STEWART, CHARLIE M 62 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE STEWART SCEPTER T-BONE 3/3
7:32 PM MILLER, RICHARD M 59 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE STEWART SCEPTER T-BONE 3/3
8:10 PM 337 SLATEN, CURTIS M 42 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SPENCER RAPTOR AUSTIN ADVENTURE RACERS 1/1
8:10 PM RICHARDSON, DEBBIE F 40 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SPENCER RAPTOR AUSTIN ADVENTURE RACERS 2/2
8:27 PM 321 CASTILLO, RALPH M 49 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE JENSEN V-1 PROBOAT TBA 2/2
8:27 PM FLESHMAN, TOM M 45 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE JENSEN V-1 PROBOAT TBA 2/2
8:53 PM 319 GIBSON, GARY M 38 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT VOYAGER IT'S ABOUT TIME! 1/1
8:53 PM GIBSON, AARON M 16 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT VOYAGER IT'S ABOUT TIME! 1/1
9:06 PM 340 RHUDE, DOUG M 45 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOMEMADE CLC RHUDE DOG 3/3
9:06 PM RHUDE, LEE F 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOMEMADE CLC RHUDE DOG 2/2
9:12 PM 333 MENDENHALL, THOMAS M 45 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOME BUILT HMS DETERMINATION 2/2
9:12 PM MENDENHALL, KATHRYN F 16 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOME BUILT HMS DETERMINATION 2/2
9:16 PM 326 ARDOIN, JULIE F 42 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED NECKY AMURAK KAYAK SAVEOURLAKE.ORG 0/0
9:16 PM RIVET, JOSHUA M 33 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED NECKY AMURAK KAYAK SAVEOURLAKE.ORG 0/0
9:20 PM 339 CHOKHAWALA, AMIYA M 38 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE CHOKHAWALA-THOMSEN 0/0
9:20 PM THOMSEN, AXEL M 41 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE CHOKHAWALA-THOMSEN 0/0
9:30 PM 343 GIARDINA, CHAD M 32 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE NECKY KAYAK USA FIT AR - WEREWOLVES 0/0
9:30 PM EDWARDS, ASHLEY F 35 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE NECKY KAYAK USA FIT AR - WEREWOLVES 0/0
9:33 PM 330 FINLEY, HELENA F 40 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED TBA OASIS RACING 0/0
9:33 PM KITCHEN, BOBBY M 38 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED TBA OASIS RACING 0/0
9:43 PM 348 HUDSON, LOREN M 42 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED WENONAH 3 MYNOTS 0/0
9:43 PM SELLER, JASON M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED WENONAH 3 MYNOTS 1/1
10:33 PM 329 PARKER, MARVIN M 57 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMICRAFT PARKER & PARKER 0/0
10:33 PM PARKER, CHARLES M 54 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMICRAFT PARKER & PARKER 0/0
10:36 PM 314 COHEN, KELLY F 42 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SOURIS RIVER 17 CANOE TEXAS THRILL SEEKERS 0/0
10:36 PM FREY, KARL M 58 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SOURIS RIVER 17 CANOE TEXAS THRILL SEEKERS 0/0
10:50 PM 313 PERLAKY, GERGO M 23 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE RIVER RASCALS 0/0
10:50 PM FRIEDLEIN, STEVEN M 23 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE RIVER RASCALS 0/0
10:50 PM 349 MCCORMICK, RICHARD M 55 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT DYNAMIC HEALTH 0/0
10:50 PM MCCORMICK, CHRIS M 22 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT DYNAMIC HEALTH 0/0
10:53 PM 327 WYNN, GREG M 40 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE SAWYER CRUISER CANOE WYNNS 0/0
10:53 PM WYNN, WESLEY M 37 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE SAWYER CRUISER CANOE WYNNS 0/0
11:24 PM 305 POMEROY, CAIT F 57 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED NDK TRITON ARE WE THERE YET? 1/1
11:24 PM DIAL, TONY M 48 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED NDK TRITON ARE WE THERE YET? 1/1
11:42 PM 324 HERTEL, JOHN M 37 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED PLASTIC TANDEM RED ROCKET 0/0
11:42 PM ELLIS, CINDY F 53 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED PLASTIC TANDEM RED ROCKET 0/0
11:52 PM 304 SHORTER, LAWERNCE M 43 MD ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUM CANOE TEAM ZIGZAG 3/3
11:52 PM AUDETTE, MATTHEW M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUM CANOE TEAM ZIGZAG 3/3
11:58 PM 311 JOHNSON, SKIP M 64 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOMEBUILT SOT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 2/1
11:58 PM VANNATTA, SUE F 47 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED HOMEBUILT SOT BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 1/1
12:06 AM 328 INNES, WILLIAM M 44 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA WATER DUDES 0/0
12:06 AM DAGIAN, DAVID M 21 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA WATER DUDES 0/0
12:17 AM 308 HUTSON, JEREMY K M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK WORLD WRECKERS 0/0
12:17 AM HUTSON, CHAD M 26 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK WORLD WRECKERS 0/0
12:17 AM 323 PICKLE, DREW M 34 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE PICKLE MAKER 0/0
12:17 AM SHUMAKER, DERON M 33 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE PICKLE MAKER 0/0
12:22 AM 346 SMITH, BRIAN M TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA TBA 1/1
12:22 AM FINCHER, JEFF M 51 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA TBA TBA
12:50 AM 309 PAGE, ALLEN M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK GIG EM BEARS 1/1
12:50 AM RUSSELL, BENGAMIN M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK GIG EM BEARS 0/0
12:51 AM 303 SHANNON JANA F 31 NC ADV TANDEM - MIXED SEAWARD PASSAT G3 RABBITPADDLE 0/0
12:51 AM MASSEY, MIKE M 44 WA ADV TANDEM - MIXED SEAWARD PASSAT G3 RABBITPADDLE 1/1
1:04 AM 301 PETERSEN, JOHN W. M 29 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE GRUMMAN CANOE 17 TEAM WIND RIDGE 0/0
1:04 AM GERBE, BRET M 29 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE GRUMMAN CANOE 17 TEAM WIND RIDGE 0/0
1:10 AM 320 DARILEK, SHANNON F 36 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE TBA JUST HAVIN' FUN 1/1
1:10 AM SANDS, MINDY F 37 ID ADV TANDEM - FEMALE TBA JUST HAVIN' FUN 0/0
1:23 AM 318 MURRIN, DAN M 45 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMINUM CANOE DRIFTERS 0/0
1:23 AM MURRIN, BEN M 16 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMINUM CANOE DRIFTERS 0/0
1:33 AM 332 KRENTZ, CINDY F 44 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE CHICKS WITH STICKS 0/0
1:33 AM MCGARRAUGH, LAURA F 33 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE CHICKS WITH STICKS 0/0
2:12 AM 352 MUNGUIA, JOEL M 32 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE WENONAH CANOE WATER BANDITS 0/0
2:12 AM JONES, TIM M 23 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE WENONAH CANOE WATER BANDITS 0/0
2:26 AM 322 JANES, MARCUS M 29 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED WENONAH SUNDOWNER CAP'N MORGAN 2/2
2:26 AM JANES, ERIN F 29 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED WENONAH SUNDOWNER CAP'N MORGAN 1/1
2:48 AM 351 KOZAK, CAMERON M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE WENONAH CANOE TBA 0/0
2:48 AM SUFFIELD, JEFFE M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE WENONAH CANOE TBA 0/0
3:45 AM 341 QUITTA, PETE M 49 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE DOES IT MATTER 2/2
3:45 AM CARNEY, TED M 49 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE DOES IT MATTER 2/2
3:59 AM 325 HOPPER, BOBBY M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE 17FT ALUMINUM CANOE PLAYITBYEARII 3/3
3:59 AM BYLER, SCOT M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE 17FT ALUMINUM CANOE PLAYITBYEARII 3/3
4:07 AM 335 STARZ, KATRINA F 38 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE HOMEBUILT LUCKY STARZ 1/1
4:07 AM STARZ, KARI F 41 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE HOMEBUILT LUCKY STARZ 1/1
5:38 AM 342 HSU, ALLEN M 26 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK SLOWMOTION FOR YA 1/1
5:38 AM YU, KEVIN M 26 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK SLOWMOTION FOR YA 1/1
5:39 AM 344 GEORGE, JASON M 27 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK SLOW MOTION 1/1
5:39 AM SHIN, DAVID M 26 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE KAYAK SLOW MOTION 1/1
DNF 338 WELSH, SUSAN F 51 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE TWO S'S 0/0
DNF MOORE, SYLVIA F 58 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE TWO S'S 0/0
DNF 1 302 JOHNS, ALAN M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE STANDARD CANOE NINJACRAFT 0/0
DNF 1 JONES, CY M 33 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE STANDARD CANOE NINJACRAFT 0/0
DNF 2 306 BRIGGS, MATTHEW M 25 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE S - FACTORY 0/0
DNF 2 LEACH, JOHN M 24 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE S - FACTORY 0/0
DNF 3 310 RICHES, PAM F 42 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE PUNTERS 0/0
DNF 3 COX, WENDY F 40 TX ADV TANDEM - FEMALE CANOE PUNTERS 0/0
DNF 5 334 SEXTON, MARCOS M 39 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED PERCEPTION SUNDANCE 15 TEAM U-BOAT 0/0
DNF 5 SEXTON, LESLIE F 35 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED PERCEPTION SUNDANCE 15 TEAM U-BOAT 0/0
DNF 6 336 FUNDERBURG, STEVE M 58 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE PRECEPTION SUNDANCE 15 TREE HUGGERS 0/0
DNF 6 SAMPLE, RICHAED M 41 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE PRECEPTION SUNDANCE 15 TREE HUGGERS 0/0
DNF 7 350 NESLONEY, GINA F 50 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED KAYAK RED FISH RODEO 1/1
DNF 7 CARROLL, DR LANCE M 36 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED KAYAK RED FISH RODEO 1/1
DNS 1 307 ELMORE BROC M 32 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA BEERFEST 0/0
DNS 1 JENSEN, MATT M 32 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA BEERFEST 0/0
DNS 2 312 COURTNEY JESSE M 30 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED TBA PADDLE FOR POP 0/0
DNS 2 COURTNEY JULIE F ? TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED TBA PADDLE FOR POP 0/0
DNS 3 315 WIESE, CLIFF M 43 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE S.S. MINNOW 0/0
DNS 3 GORE, GARRY M 44 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE CANOE S.S. MINNOW 0/0
DNS 4 316 ACKERMAN, CODY M 28 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT CANOE WE BOAT PADDLE 0/0
DNS 4 PERSYN, MATT M 28 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE ALUMACRAFT CANOE WE BOAT PADDLE 0/0
DNS 4 331 NEELEY, MICHAEL M 25 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA WHORE AND OARS 0/0
DNS 4 HECHT, JONATHON M 26 TX ADV TANDEM - MALE TBA WHORE AND OARS 0/0
DNS 5 347 EDWARDS, ASHLEY F 35 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SEA KAYAK WEREWOLVES 0/0
DNS 5 MURPHY, PAUL M 40 TX ADV TANDEM - MIXED SEA KAYAK WEREWOLVES 0/0

Got nearly 10 bug bites on my back. Arrgh.

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